1. orgasm:

    i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes

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  2. boodlicious:

    Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

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  3. bewbin:

    bewbin:

    Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

    Briefcase

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  4. religiousdad:

    when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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  5. abigalmills:

    im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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  6. browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit

    browneyesblackcoffee:

    shitdickfuckmothafucka:

    omgbuglen:

    A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

    You can build yourself a third husky

    That’s the spirit

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  7. theamazingindi:

    pros of dating me

    • have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.

    cons of dating me

    • 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'

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  8. thefrogman:

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    thefrogman:

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  12. alphabitches:

    when u steal a pencil in class

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  13. tastefullyoffensive:

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    tastefullyoffensive:

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